Why do cats always get what they want?
They are so purr-suasive.
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What's E.T. short for?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?