Why do cats always get what they want?
They are so purr-suasive.
What cartoon character loves insects?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Where do termites go camping?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What words make the best athletes?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What's black and white and red all over?