Why do cats always get what they want?
They are so purr-suasive.
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why are books always so angry?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Did you know about April 1st?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
How do you talk to a giant?