Why do cats always get what they want?
They are so purr-suasive.
What kind of store would a dog own?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What is another term for the price of gas?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Do dads always snore?
What dog never pays attention in class?