What is a golfer's favorite bird?
They aren't picky, any birdie will do.
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?