What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Fowl language.
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why was the mime upset?
What game do mice love to play?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What do you call two birds in love?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?