What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Grandhog's Day.
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Which president loved to take baths?