What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Grandhog's Day.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
How do you get straight A's?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
A book just fell on my head.
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What did March say to the madness?
What is a plane full of male cows called?