What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Grandhog's Day.
What's the laziest vegetable?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
How do frogs get to work?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Which celebrity would make a great valet?