What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Grandhog's Day.
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What season begins with a thud?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?