How do you arrest a pig?
With hamcuffs.
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What car can't keep a secret?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?