How do you arrest a pig?
With hamcuffs.
What do you call a dog in space?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What do you call octopus twins?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
How do you organize a space party?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?