How do you arrest a pig?
With hamcuffs.
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why was the cow afraid?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What do elves learn in school?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do trees say when autumn comes?