What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Jail-birds.
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why was the spider so smart?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
How much money does a skunk have?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?