What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Jail-birds.
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?