What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Jail-birds.
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do goats and moms have in common?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?