Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
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What did the horse say when it collapsed?
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What's a dog's favorite city?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What does a lion call an antelope?
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What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What do British people and golfers have in common?