Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What do elves learn in school?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why is summer always sad?