Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
How do snowmen get information?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?