Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times.
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why is a computer so smart?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What sweet treat never panics?