Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times.
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Where do chips wear socks?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What insect runs away from everything?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What animal styles their hair every day?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?