What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
A spaaaaaaaaa day.
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
The museum curator needed a break.
What game do mice love to play?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?