What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
A spaaaaaaaaa day.
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?