What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
A spaaaaaaaaa day.
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What car can't keep a secret?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?