Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
He was looking for definition.
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why was the pirate late for work?
When do mice play every day?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?