Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
He was looking for definition.
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
A book just fell on my head.
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?