Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
He was looking for definition.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Where do surfers go to school?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What school subject really rocks?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why was the math book sad?