Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
He was looking for definition.
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What do golfers drink on the green?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What does the sun drink out of?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?