Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
In the p-ews.
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What's the friendliest pen?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?