Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
In the p-ews.
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What did one plate say to the other?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?