Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
In the p-ews.
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Where do horses reside?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Which cats have the best manners?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What name sounds like the past tense?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?