Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
In the p-ews.
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What shape is bad at driving?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?