What did the robot want for Christmas?
Missile toes!
Why did the turkey join the band?
Which fly makes films?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?