What did the robot want for Christmas?
Missile toes!
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Where do mice leave their boats?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?