What did the robot want for Christmas?
Missile toes!
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Where do chips wear socks?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What tree has the most bark?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?