What did the robot want for Christmas?
Missile toes!
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
A book just fell on my head.
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why was the cat so small?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?