How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
By its bark.
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
How was the wedding?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?