How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
By its bark.
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?