What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
A boo-ffet!
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?