What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
A boo-ffet!
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
How do billboards talk?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What event do spiders love to attend?