What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
A boo-ffet!
Why do golfers hate cake?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?