What kind of music do planets like?
Neptunes.
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why is money so stubborn?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
How much does freedom weigh?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Where do birds go to drink?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?