What kind of music do planets like?
Neptunes.
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why don't ants get sick?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why did the frog starve?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?