How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names".
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why was the spider so smart?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What building always gets stains on it?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
