What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What do you call a tired tree?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What season begins with a thud?