What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What did March say to the madness?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why was the dog so popular?