What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why are books always so angry?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Board Game With A Twist
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?