What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Winnie the Boo!
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why are all priests fit?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
How long will dinner be?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Where does water do all its banking?