How do locomotives know where to go?
They have a lot of training.
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What nationality are most fish?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What game do cows play at parties?