Why did the tree need to take a nap?
For-rest.
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Which insect is the smartest?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?