Why did the sailor lose his job?
Because he missed the boat.
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why is money so stubborn?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Which relative loves rice?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Which bug is related to you?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?