Why did the sailor lose his job?
Because he missed the boat.
What do fish do at parades?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?