What dog loves to take bubble baths?
A shampoodle.
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?