What dog loves to take bubble baths?
A shampoodle.
What's the holiest insect?
Why do two skunks argue?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What insect runs away from everything?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?