What dog loves to take bubble baths?
A shampoodle.
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Which relative loves rice?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do you call an old snowman?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?