What food would you expect to come from pigs?
A hamburger.
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why don't ants get sick?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
A book just fell on my head.
How does the moon cut her hair?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
How do bears keep cool?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?