What food would you expect to come from pigs?
A hamburger.
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why do cats give such great massages?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?