What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
The pollen Count.
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?