What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
The pollen Count.
What game does a rabbit always win?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What sport do horses love to play?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?