What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
The pollen Count.
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?