Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
A ham-ster.
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?