Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
A ham-ster.
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What day is your mom always right?
Why do elephants have trunks?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why are baseball games at night?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What did autumn say to summer?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What do you call two birds in love?