Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
A ham-ster.
What words make the best athletes?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
How do birds threaten one another?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What did summer say to spring?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?