Why is summer always sad?
It has June gloom.
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What is the color of the wind?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
When should you start writing a book?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do you call the dog magician?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?