Why is summer always sad?
It has June gloom.
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
How does a lion greet other animals?
How do you wash a lamb?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?