Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Because it's always pouring!
What do you call an arctic cow?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do little fish love to play with?