Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Because it's always pouring!
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?