Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Because it's always pouring!
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
How does a taco bless the table?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
How do you make a cow float?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?