Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
It says twist to open!
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?