Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
It says twist to open!
How do you arrest a pig?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
How are mountains able to see?
What do you call two birds in love?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?