Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
It says twist to open!
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?