How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
The dad yolks crack you up!
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
How is cat food sold?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Who invented fractions?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?