Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
It's a swing state.
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What game does a rabbit always win?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What game do mice love to play?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What do fairies always drink?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?