What name sounds like the past tense?
Ben.
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What do nosey peppers do?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What's the opposite of irony?