What name sounds like the past tense?
Ben.
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?