What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Happy New Ear!
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What fish sings the best?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?