What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Happy New Ear!
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Where do kittens go to school?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?