What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Happy New Ear!
What utensil does water use to eat?
Families are like fudge.
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?