Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Because it's always jammin'.
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What's a forklift?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What do you call the dog magician?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?