Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Because it's always jammin'.
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How long do chickens work?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
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What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
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What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
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Why is the number 4 so smart?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?