Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Because he was bad to the bone!
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What insect thinks it's a dog?