Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Because he was bad to the bone!
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why do rhinos charge?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What is the wealthiest fish?
How can you make 7 even?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?