Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Because he was bad to the bone!
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What animal floats best?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
How do you compliment a cat?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What did the snake name his daughter?