Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Because he was bad to the bone!
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What school subject really rocks?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What does the sun drink out of?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?