Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
So he can hang out with his pride and joy!
What is the wealthiest fish?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why was the spider so smart?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Where do termites go camping?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?