Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
So he can hang out with his pride and joy!
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What do you call the dog magician?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?