Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
So he can hang out with his pride and joy!
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What's the noisiest food?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?