Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
So he can hang out with his pride and joy!
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What sport can waiters play really well?