What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
A book just fell on my head.
What's the most masculine animal?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Where do actors go to pray?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What sport can waiters play really well?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?