What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
TikTok.
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do you call a sad latte?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What insect runs away from everything?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
How do chickens leave the highway?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?