What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
TikTok.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
How do snowmen get information?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What's the scariest letter?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?