What game do cows play at parties?
Moosical chairs.
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?