What game do cows play at parties?
Moosical chairs.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why did the fish blush?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What math figure is also in the band?