What game do cows play at parties?
Moosical chairs.
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?