Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Because they have a lot of Christmas cheer.
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
How does the sun listen to music?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What is a duck's favorite dance?