Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Because they have a lot of Christmas cheer.
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What is an archer's favorite store?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What sweet treat never panics?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What do you call a pig thief?