Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Because they have a lot of Christmas cheer.
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What name sounds like the past tense?
How do birds threaten one another?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
It's allergy season again?