Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Because they have a lot of Christmas cheer.
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What game do cows play at parties?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why do math teachers love March?