Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
They want to see a home run!
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Where do termites go camping?
How much money does a skunk have?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?