Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
They want to see a home run!
Where do stars go to college?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What's the most determined bird?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?