What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
A royal flush.
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do fish do at parades?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
How do trees get access to the internet?