What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
A royal flush.
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
How does cardboard get its workout in?