What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
A royal flush.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
How long will dinner be?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why was the fish so smart?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?