How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
It was a Life Saver.
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?