What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Couch potatoes.
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Where do stars go to college?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
I broke my finger!
How do billboards talk?
Why was the musician arrested?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why are ghosts always single?