What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Couch potatoes.
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What birds always travel in twos?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What math figure is also in the band?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why was the horse so happy?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What is the most adorable season?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?