What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Couch potatoes.
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
How does a barber get to work?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?