What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Couch potatoes.
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why was the math book sad?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?