What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Christmas stockings.
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
How do you grill cheese?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do cows like to dance to?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Which is the worst season?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?