What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Christmas stockings.
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What did the sick chicken say?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why are books always so angry?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?