What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Christmas stockings.
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why did the barber win the race?
Which computer won the talent show?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
How long do chickens work?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why was the horse so happy?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?