Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Their relationship was too rocky.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Can February March?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?