Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Their relationship was too rocky.
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why was the musician arrested?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?