Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Their relationship was too rocky.
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Where do hamsters come from?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?