Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
At the local second-hand store.
Two silkworms got in a fight.
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why is summer always sad?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?