Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
At the local second-hand store.
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What shape is bad at driving?