Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
At the local second-hand store.
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Where are average things manufactured?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?