Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
It was on cloud nine!
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What animal floats best?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?