Why does Jesus drive so much?
Because everyone asks him to take the wheel!
Which hot drink loves golf?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
How does a taco bless the table?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What fairy loves to count?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why do cows wear bells?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?