Why does Jesus drive so much?
Because everyone asks him to take the wheel!
How do animals blend into the desert?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What sport do horses love to play?