Why does Jesus drive so much?
Because everyone asks him to take the wheel!
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Which computer won the talent show?
Where do you take sick ponies?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
How do you talk to a giant?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
How does dinner smell?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?