What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
A dino-score.
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?