What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
A dino-score.
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?