What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
A dino-score.
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?