What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
A dino-score.
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why did the professor write on the window?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
How do billboards talk?
What is a table you can eat?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?