How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Mary Christmas!
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?