How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Mary Christmas!
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What is the smallest lion?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
How do you wash a lamb?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?