How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Mary Christmas!
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?